Poop says “Hello!”

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My son was doing his big business when he gave me a serious look and said,”I poop. Then the poop poop go Popo-Gonggong house and say ‘Hello’ to them.”

When hubby probed him further on what was poop gonna do? He continued saying,”Poop poop go through drainage and hug them. Kiss them.”

What an ingenious way of sending his greetings.

Later, I continued to ask…

Me: can poop poop kiss and hug Papa?
Bond: cannot!
Me: Mama?
Bond: cannot!
Me: can poop poop kiss/hug you?
Bond: cannot!
Me: why not?
Bond: bacteria!!

The darndest things kids say.


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